J.R.'s Family Bar-B-Q

WE’s resident BBQ aficionado who is anxious to see what debauchery transpires this Sunday in San Diego at WWE’s latest pay-per-view attraction, One Night Stand.

It will be a night of “extreme action” and yours truly might be motivated to shriek out a “Cat fight!” during the Diva “I Quit” Match and channel the esteemed WWE.com guru and former voice of E-C-Dub, Joseph Styles.

This week, we have the rare occurrence of having co-Raw Superstars of the Week and they are both extreme – there’s that word again – opposites.

After careful consultation with our staff psychologist and veterinarian, this week’s award is shared by Melina (no last name) and JBL (initials galore).

It looks like WWE, or specifically Mr. McMahon, is going to be giving away a fair sum of cash in the upcoming weeks on Monday Night Raw. I will be anxious to see how this is going to be facilitated even though yours truly isn’t eligible to win the big money. Sounds like a high level “watch and win” piece of business. Stay tuned for the details.

Without question, the Triple H vs. Randy Orton Last Man Standing WWE Title bout Sunday will be a nasty, physical affair and one man is guaranteed to leave with the WWE Title, but my question is: What happens to the loser? Could the loser move to the top of the WWE Draft board for either ECW or SmackDown?

A nice submission hold used by Melina Monday night on the howling Jillian Hall (now, there is a last name), but it will take much more of the same for Melina to expect to make The Glamazon say “I Quit” this Sunday on pay-per-view. This match will far and away exceed any “CAT FIGHT!!”

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