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Bar-B-Q › I will gladly be a JR spokesman, for free. If you're going to ship me out, all I ask is you put air holes in the box. It's not a testimonial. It's not feedback. It's the truth, and that speaks clearer than pie. It's the best damn two sauces I've ever had. I realize the cow is already dead and seeing better pastures in my stomach, but I still smother it and every other meat lifeless since I've obtained your BBQ, which stands for Best Beef Quality, because your product isn't a sham like shamwow. It adds potency to any poultry, pow to any pig, fiesta to any fish...and so forth. You should do an infomercial and sell sell sell! The rest are losers, but you won me over, I tell you what. Some might say I'm kissing butt, but I've never enjoyed kissing butt more unless your chipotle ketchup or BBQ sauce is on it (only obviously smoked meat butt).
The best brand of BBQ, brings a better burger.
I shouldn't quit my day job, but I try. Thanks for your lip-smacking, hip-whacking, whip-crackingingest good to the last drop finger lickin' good southern gourmet way of eating, simple living.
I'm off today. You're on everyday. I'm done, for now. Bring me aboard...
I will gladly be a JR spokesman, for free. If you're going to ship me out, all I ask is you put air holes in the box. It's not a testimonial. It's not feedback. It's the truth, and that speaks clearer than pie. It's the best damn two sauces I've ever had. I realize the cow is already dead and seeing better pastures in my stomach, but I still smother it and every other meat lifeless since I've obtained your BBQ, which stands for Best Beef Quality, because your product isn't a sham like shamwow. It adds potency to any poultry, pow to any pig, fiesta to any fish...and so forth. You should do an infomercial and sell sell sell! The rest are losers, but you won me over, I tell you what. Some might say I'm kissing butt, but I've never enjoyed kissing butt more unless your chipotle ketchup or BBQ sauce is on it (only obviously smoked meat butt).
The best brand of BBQ, brings a better burger.
I shouldn't quit my day job, but I try. Thanks for your lip-smacking, hip-whacking, whip-crackingingest good to the last drop finger lickin' good southern gourmet way of eating, simple living.
I'm off today. You're on everyday. I'm done, for now. Bring me aboard...
Posted: Fri, 08/21/2009 - 8:12pm in
J.R.'s Answer:
You certainly don't lack in enthusiasm.
